I mean far be it from me to cause more
drama in this family full of
pretentious princes but I think I
could solve our cash flow
problem if you lot would STOP
KILLING MY BUSINESS PARTNERS.

- Morifinwë ‘Caranthir’ Carnistir, to his brothers, cousins, and assorted followers, the Silmarillion, on more than one occasion.

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From:

canien

"He won't," she tells him stubbornly. "I won't leave you."

Canien wraps her arms around him, holding him up, and helps him to the private room where they can sink down onto a few cushions and shake from reaction of rather violent deaths.

From:

grumpycatanthir

Namo casts an amused look at them both.

I am not making anyone leave he tells them. That is your choice, peredhel

"What?" Caranthir says, clinging to her in turn, still trying to put himself between her and him.