I mean far be it from me to cause more
drama in this family full of
pretentious princes but I think I
could solve our cash flow
problem if you lot would STOP
KILLING MY BUSINESS PARTNERS.

- Morifinwë ‘Caranthir’ Carnistir, to his brothers, cousins, and assorted followers, the Silmarillion, on more than one occasion.

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"I knew it!" He declares and smiles, tugging at her hair.

"Terrible little scamp."

She smirks, ignoring the tug at her hair other than swatting at it.

"I am your daughter. Born to make your life interesting."

"True enough." He matches her smirk.

"Interesting in all the best ways." He says fondly.